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We Need to Talk About That Haunting Blowjob Machine Viral Video

Every day we stray further from God’s light, and the day we learned about a viral video of a Chinese “automatic sperm collector” is no exception. Twitter user @AngryManTV posted the cursed thread of video clips showcasing a Dalek-like device supposedly created to “help clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital… Read More »

The Other Talk

We sat at a dirty table covered in used napkins and crumbs, leftovers from the guests who dined before us. My father took a clean napkin, swept the trash away and sat silently. He didn’t often accompany me on trips to the mall — in fact, I can’t recall a time when he had before,… Read More »